THE BIRDY BUNCH
- proudly presents -Flower
SEX: Male, but seems to be gay
BORN: Purchased March 10, 2006 at PETCO #531 on Serene Ave in Las Vegas, NV
ATTITUDE: Easygoing
TURN-ONS: Elton John; interior design
TURN-OFFS: Female birds
AWARDS WON: Prettiest plumage (2006); Neatest nest (2007)
BRIEF BIO: At the time I purchased Flower, I was living in a small apartment in Las Vegas and had just "inherited" 5 parakeets from a friend to start my flock. None of the 5 were a deep blue in color, and I am partial to blues. So I set out to PETCO on March 10 2006 to find the liveliest, friendliest blue bird in stock. That was Flower. I was actually planning to go shop 2 days later, as March 12 is the anniversary of when I purchased my first parakeet (Budgie) as a child about 30 years ago. But I went on the 10th because it SNOWED that day in Las Vegas (which NEVER happens), so I took it as a sign. Given that I named him FLOWER BEFORE I knew his sexual orientation, one must wonder whether the name you bestow upon a feathered friend can wreak some sort of mental effect down the road. Flower currently enjoys feeding OTHER couples' babies, but never has shown any interest in siring his own. I call him "gay" because he seems to have bonded to Woody, and Woody is a GUY bird:).
BORN: Purchased March 10, 2006 at PETCO #531 on Serene Ave in Las Vegas, NV
ATTITUDE: Easygoing
TURN-ONS: Elton John; interior design
TURN-OFFS: Female birds
AWARDS WON: Prettiest plumage (2006); Neatest nest (2007)
BRIEF BIO: At the time I purchased Flower, I was living in a small apartment in Las Vegas and had just "inherited" 5 parakeets from a friend to start my flock. None of the 5 were a deep blue in color, and I am partial to blues. So I set out to PETCO on March 10 2006 to find the liveliest, friendliest blue bird in stock. That was Flower. I was actually planning to go shop 2 days later, as March 12 is the anniversary of when I purchased my first parakeet (Budgie) as a child about 30 years ago. But I went on the 10th because it SNOWED that day in Las Vegas (which NEVER happens), so I took it as a sign. Given that I named him FLOWER BEFORE I knew his sexual orientation, one must wonder whether the name you bestow upon a feathered friend can wreak some sort of mental effect down the road. Flower currently enjoys feeding OTHER couples' babies, but never has shown any interest in siring his own. I call him "gay" because he seems to have bonded to Woody, and Woody is a GUY bird:).
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The dirty little flockers are currently 47 members strong, and growing very quickly in numbers. At this point they, collectively, eat more than I do, so if you found this site worth your while and would care to support future bird fertility in Las Vegas, here are some ways you can help:| For $19.99 you can name the next hatchling Nothing X-rated, please - this is a family site. You will be emailed a picture of your new namesake as soon as he leaves the nest. | |
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